Apples

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WHAT’S UP GUYS!!!! IT’S REALLY RED ROSE HERE!!!! An apple a day keeps the doctor away, right? Wrong. Should you really be eating apples every chance you get? No. Should you be that one annoying person who constantly is seen eating an apple? Absolutely not!!!! (Because, who in their right mind WANTS to seem annoying? OH RIGHT, BILLY BOB JOE THE THIRD LIKES TO BE ANNOYING!!!) (No offense if your name is Billy Bob Joe the Third)

Eating apples too frequently can cause a simple dentistry issue. Eating too many apples can cause the enamel (You know, the part of your teeth which is protecting your beloved chompers from all the itsy-bitsy creepie-crawlie buggie bacteria) to erode; therefore exposing our mouth to the itsy-bitsy creepie-crawlie buggie bacteria. This is from the acids and sugars of many popular apple breeds (species, herd, genus, whatever it’s called) such as:
Fuji-afuji

Red Delicious- aredd

and Pink Lady- apink

 

Another reason is that all apple seeds contain trace amounts of CYANIDE!!!! (I know, even the name sounds scary) CYANIDE, if taken in large doses will be extremely harmful to the human body. Now you all are saying, “Really Red Rose, we probably won’t eat enough apples to get that much cyanide in our systems. And plus, we don’t even eat apples seeds.” To that I say, YEAH THAT’S ACTUALLY TRUE BUT I NEEDED TO END THIS OFF WITH A BANG AND THIS WAS THE ONLY WAY TO DO IT SO STOP SILENTLY JUDGING ME!!!!! *runs away sobbing*  

ANYWAYS, I HOPED YOU LIKED THIS POST!!! REMEMBER TO LIKE, AND COMMENT, AND FOLLOW ME AND NOW I’M OUTTA HERE!!!!

(And if you’re judging me out loud, stop doing that too.)

 

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